Sun of a bitch!

The sun, is free.

What kind of a fucked up, socialist/communist plot is that?!?! We need to privatize everything if there is to be a way out of this recession. JOBS, JOBS, JOBS! After gay marriage, abortion end-arounds and tax cuts for rich people, jobs are somewhat of a priority in this election, certainly in the top 300 or so items on the republican wish list for 2012. You know how there's "an app for that" on those fancy phones? If you've got a beef with anybody about anything and it's got 600 degrees of separation from reality but might be something Obama is in favor of, The GOP has an app for that. Vote for them and your wish will come true.

Barack Hussein Obama probably surely most certainly is against privatizing the sun. Most definitely he surely certainly considers this notion "stupid", "impractical" and other fascist notions that his good friends Saul Alinsky and Hitler would have agreed with. So, this is exactly why it makes perfect sense. Obama is thisclose to coming out in favor of Americans breathing oxygen, knowing full well that this will cause millions of republicans to stop breathing, in protest. This is precisely why we must elect anybody but Obama in November. He clearly wants to kill republicans.

Anyway, privatization of the sun makes sense from a business perspective. The business of America is business, after all. The sun, currently regulated by the government, shines nearly every day, almost everywhere in America. It's been reported to shine elsewhere in the world, as well. Often this sun is in 12 hour doses in 24 hour periods but, it can be less. Once you get the government and Obama involved, this is what you get. Ever notice that the sun shines less in winter? That's democrats and their "conserving" bullshit.

"OH! We'll use less sun in the winter when it's cold anyway so we can have more sun in the summer so we can go to the beach with our government checks!" they most certainly ordain. That's got Harry Reid (one of those creepy Mormons, BTW) written all over it. well, that's how they think: "Gimme-gimme! Conserve though while doing it!"

Sheesh. Do they have any idea how many jobs privatization of the sun would create?

Well, a lot. How's that grab ya? And, as business goes, this will trickle down to everyone, in the time-honored tradition of capitalism. The sun will indeed, shine on a different dogs ass every day!

Harnessing the sun won't be easy. In fact, it's impossible. Kinda stupid to even think about, actually. But, I digress. It'll still rain and that will affect prices but, that's business. Depending upon what letter of president is in office and the rain and snow thingy, prices will fluctuate. Unrest in the Middle east will still somehow always be a factor but, Exxon is already working on that. War with Iran will be necessary.  But, ExxonMobil will ensure that it rises every day and that alone will be worth it.