Sunday, September 11, 2016

Deplorable-Americans

The same people who just yesterday called for Hillary Clinton to be jailed and hung, are now calling for her to be jailed and hung, this time for her assessment that they are deplorable.

What a country, eh?

Deplorable-Americans, the latest group of Americans to be hyphenated, are upset that Secretary Clinton referred to about half of Trump supporters as racist, xenophobic, sexist, homophobic and Islamophobic and lumped them into "a basket of deplorables".

Well, I guess now they are standing up to be counted.

With our First Amendment protections, you cannot yell "FIRE!" in a crowded theater. The First does not protect dangerous speech. However, you can yell "ASSHOLE!" in a crowded theater. You may annoy theater-goers by doing this but, if anyone stands up and says: "Yeah? What do you want?" that's kinda on them for self-identifying as an asshole.

A whole lot of Trump supporters are Deplorable-Americans as they most definitely are racist, sexist, homophobic, Islamophobic, and xenophobic assholes. No one knows the exact number so she may well have underestimated by saying half. It could be all but, you gotta assume that some may be good people. It could be 99.9%. It could be just 47%. It's hard to say. Perhaps the next census will tell as Deplorable-Americans are a relatively new demographic, discovered just last night by this Ferrerman. They've always been there and they've always been deplorable but, they've not been recognized as official, Hyphenated-Americans by anyone but me and, admittedly, I'm just one Ferrer-American. I don't carry a lot of weight in the media.

Perhaps Donald Trump will further address this persecuted segment of America. Maybe he'll declare that, on his first day in office, he will declare Deplorable-Americans to have Platinum Status as Americans, offering them this for a one-time fee (renewable annually with another one-time fee of @ $5,000) this special status? Who knows? The fucking idiots will fall for it though as, not only are they deplorable but, they're kinda dumb too.    

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