My right foot.

I'm bigger than most men. I know this from showering in health clubs and from watching porn. Many of the men in porn just don't measure up to a Ferrerman. There's a reason some of them keep their shoes and socks on.

HUH?

Um, I'm talking about my rather large, right big toe. What did you think?

I've got a favorite pair of deck shoes I wear around the house because they are comfortable as all get out. For all intents and purposes though, they should have been in a landfill long ago. The thing is  years ago I tossed a better pair just because the heels had worn down and they were beginning to deteriorate and I've regretted it ever since. I got good use out of them for sure but, could have gotten more. That the right big toe has broken through makes them that much more comfortable. I don't like wearing shoes but they are necessary. Except for this pair and my work boots, they all feel tight on me and kinda constricting.

And, I'm not deformed. The left big toe is the same size but does not cause it's side to wear out. The only thing I can figure is, like being right-handed, I am right-toed, as well. I also don't look at men's feet (or women's) and I was just being cute about the porn angle and I sure don't belong to any Health Club or shower with men. I'm also wearing just socks right now 'cause it's freaking January. And, I've never seen the film, 'My Left Foot' though Daniel Day Lewis is a great actor.

I hope this clears that up!