Asshole-Americans

Let's make it a new classification. Why not? I think that assholes have a right to be distinguished like this and that the classification would give them the stature that they so desperately crave in today's society. Who exactly is an Asshole-American? Well, for starters, this guy and his followers: http://www.politicususa.com/2014/10/14/nra-board-member-ted-nugent-calls-assassination-president-obama.html

Did you know that Ted Nugent doesn't drink or do drugs? That means there's no walking back the stupid things he says because he was drunk or high. He says the insane shit he says because it's his right as an Asshole-American. The same stature goes for other famous Asshole-Americans like Sarah Palin, Sean Hannity, really anyone on Fox news, and hundreds of Asshole-Americans on the Topix threads with their thousands of Asshole-American socks.

I think that Asshole-American is an important distinction because not all republicans are assholes to the degree that ol' Ted, Sean or Sarah is. Asshole-Americans (A-A's for short) follow these people and believe everything that they think or say. It's sad. But, A-A's can't think for themselves. They've signed over their minds to these folks and willfully regurgitate their political beliefs as their own.

Asshole-Americans believe that Obama is a cruel, ruthless dictator who has wiped his ass with the Constitution. They also believe he is inept and the worst president ever. They believe both at the same time and even in the same sentence. They believe he will take their guns away at any moment. They believe he has taken away freedoms from them even though they can't name a single freedom they have lost- due to Obama. They believe that he believes there are 57 states and that you can keep your doctor because he did at one time say sorta the one and definitely the other but, has not said either since. But, Asshole-Americans still do say he believes both. A-A's are stupid that way and don't care who knows it.

Do they have a right to be assholes? They sure act like it! They think all Americans should be Asshole-Americans....as long as they are white and Christian Asshole-Americans. They are assholes after all and not all inclusive. But, ya know, they are all over the place and even in government!. Here's another one: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/14/debbie-dunnegan-waters-obama-coup_n_5987058.html?utm_hp_ref=politics  Now, she's very low level and I do wonder what the County Dog Catcher thinks but, sheesh- what kinda asshole truly believes that a bloody, military coup is good for the country?

Well, an Asshole-American, that's who! If you are anywhere on the internet (and odds are, dear reader, I suspect you are) you know that Asshole-Americans are are force to be rectumed- I mean- reckoned with. They are all over the internet. Let's do our best to keep them out of office.

But, let's let them be proud! Let's acknowledge them as Asshole-Americans! We could even give them their own day. How does February 31st sound? Clear your calendars.