SHUT YOU DOWN!!!

Shocking video of a woman with two assholes! NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART, or easily offended!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoE4D-istH8

Well, that was disgusting and I apologize if anyone was offended. Gretchen Carlson has lost weight though, hasn't she? However, at the 4:13 mark it's quite clear when she shifts her legs that she is not a natural blonde.

But, I digress. Couldn't a handsome, well-spoken jagoff like Marco Polo there convince anyone about anything? I mean, he could be talking about the inherent evil of feeding hungry children and convince a low-information voter to defund a food stamp program. He's that good. Or, some people are that fucking stupid. Probably both.

How many movies/TV shows have we seen where the terrorists say: "ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS (fill in the blank) AND....NOBODY GETS HURT..."?

Well, in this case the republicans are saying: "JUST DO WHAT WE SAY AND NO ONE GETS HELPED!!"

Crazy way of running a country into the ground, isn't it? Here's a far less offensive video. I think only a lobbyist could find it offensive or a current member of Congress:

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=50156083n&tag=api

I think government is as hard as you make it.

I hope no republican members of the house can fly planes.