MORE BIG BROTHER!!!!

I saw a nice video last night about the evicted house guest, Candice Stewart, and her successful search for her birth mother. Candice is a very lovely, actual beauty queen, from New Orleans. I think she's a former Miss Louisiana.  I didn't think much of her as a Big Brother player. Though she lasted long enough to make the jury house, she seemed too introverted to go all the way. I know that the current surviving players- "the leftovers" as the fans are calling them- are not introverts and they hate, Hate, HATE Candice. She's bi-racial so, in this post-racial America, it's absolutely imfuckingpossible that they hate her because of the color of her skin. So, she must be a horrible person. Let's go to the video tape!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSV4DMoYJpo

Nope. She is NOT a horrible person! In fact, she seems to have a beautiful soul that matches the very beautiful vessel as seen on TV. I can see why the assholes hate her...

The leftovers don't really seem to like anybody. I think they might hate themselves the most. They just are too stupid to realize that.

In yet another video (that I won't bother to share) three of the four guys left stated they loved the game soooooo much they would play for free, even if it weren't on TV. Only Andy said he was in it for the money. I guess he could get points for honesty. Maybe the others could get points for idiocy?  If they aren't in it for the money and would play if it weren't televised, guess where they'd be? TOPIX!! No TV, no half million dollar prize but, all the hate you can handle! Big Brother IS "Topix on TV" as my old friend aptly put it, several years ago.

It is just like that. It's losers gathered together to hate. If you are a dedicated non-reader of this blog and familiar with Topix, you know what this Ferrerman has been through. And Hegel, Barbi, Rose, et al. Though we haven't been voted off, absence of any type or degree has not made the leftover hearts grow fonder. The assholes are the same on Topix as on Big Brother in that they have absolutely no qualms about continuing to hate someone who is no longer a part of their lives. In the case of BB, the women that these guys hate soooooo intensely will be voting on which of these fuckheads gets the half million. As the show goes, the jury members do not get to see what we see on TV. They only rely on their own experience with fellow castmates and updates from other evicted players. So, Candice and Elissa may know these useless pricks don't like them but they probably don't know how severely they are despised, after the fact.

If you can forgive or forget small, anonymous groups of people on the internet for their performance of abject hatred on internet message boards, you really have to question the sanity of people who freely expose their ugliness on national TV. On Topix, a guy like Sublime can boast about his extramarital exploits  and how all his life he's had to beat the women off with sticks and you can buy into that a few pennies worth because you can imagine that he's tall dark and handsome because you can't see him. As long as he doesn't fuck up and show pics of himself, no one would think (for example) that he's short and bald. I mean, maybe he IS but, those attributes aren't conducive to mass female admiration who seem to universally prefer Hugh Jackman. So, why would you think that?

On BB I heard Spencer the nose-picker state that he couldn't get a literal boner for Elissa. She's a young, spankable yoga enthusiast and he's a large, portly, balding, bag of pork rinds.  I'm gonna guess his real life better half could be mistaken for his sister, though she probably doesn't have a beard. Let's be honest: Elissa surely does not find Spencer attractive either, for obvious reasons. If he can't get it up for her, maybe he's spent too much time around Andy?

As an experienced Ferrerman who has been around the block, I know that you can't judge a book by it's cover. You may quote me on that. It's true. Good looking women can be a lot of trouble! Yikes! I've heard, in fact, that the secret to life-long happiness is never making a pretty woman your wife. Who knew? Not me.

I just know that, beauty queen or not, I think I'd fall for the woman who seeks out her birth mother to connect with her and to tell her that she fully understands why she gave her up for adoption as a baby. I don't think someone like that is a c-word. I think that is a person who has an extraordinary insight into life and what it means to be a human being.

The bad news is that Candice and Elissa are going to have to give some ugly, hateful person a half million dollars. The good news is, most of America is wise to these scumbags and does not approve. You can sell your soul for a half million on TV or give it away on Topix. Ugly is as ugly does.