Well, I was watching the ballgame on FOX (White Sox lost- YAY!) and the gossip show, TMZ comes on- almost literally.
A camera crew was outside a restaurant where celebrities are known to dine and they saw Heather Locklear and her guy, probably waiting for the valet to fetch their car. I guess they do that. I mean, I know the valets do. Now I know the camera crews hang out while valets fetch cars.
Heather Locklear recently turned 51 and she looks pretty good. Guess what her secret is.
If you guessed semen facials, you are correct.
That's what she said. Let's go to the videotape:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s99EFUaHQH8
I don't know who her date was but, as you saw, he couldn't keep it zipped up. I guess that was just a post bathroom, wardrobe malfunction. Heather would have copped to having just blown him. It would have been as plain as the nose on her face, by golly!
They probably had a couple of cocktails at dinner, I guess. But, she's always been kinda bluntly blunt. I remember her a few decades back talking about how she preferred men with really big dicks. She dated Tommy Lee and other apparently big men. It probably got to a point where just being seen with her added four or five inches to a guy. I recall a Chicago DJ noting that men would, after a few more years, need to strap a board to their ass to keep from falling inside her. That's actually an old joke but, it might have been good advice. Maybe they should have asked her date if he had protection in the form of a 2x12?
Well, good for her, I guess. Imagine how youthful she look today if she had done porn instead of "TJ HOOKER"!
2 comments:
I've always liked Heather Locklear. Namely because in an interview, she downplayed her looks by saying she looked like a 1000 other girls roaming the malls of America. Plus she's a Lumbee Indian.
I never would have guessed she was any tribe of Indian. Interesting read about them! I'm sure she's nice- just quirky.
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