BRING A TROLL TO BLOG DAY!!!!!!

Special Guest Blogger Day was a resounding success scoring over 200 hits as Hegel took the reins here and ran roughshod over a comment the Topix moderator had made. Today, so far, two trolls have sent comments to the blog and,  I could just publish them as such and forget about responding to their vulgarity but, where would be the fun in that?

Here's one from "Anonymous" (Not his/her real name)

"I guess you don't know as much as you think you do, douchetard. Got nothing better to do than sit in your piss-stained worn out K-Mart office chair,& hack into people's computers?? How else would you have gotten such info? Hopefully Grandma will let you outside one day to see some sunshine,&walk to the store to buy your Cheetos &breathe some fresh air. For now, enjoy your solitude,&daily venturing into lives of others via online, because you apparently do not one of your own...as evidence shows you've made a BLOG of it. Good god, get this man a Xanax milkshake. LoL."

YIKES! For you non-Topix folks, that's about half the posts on Topix, regardless of topic.

This one's from "Crunchy Bacon", this idiot's real, fake name

Crunchy Bacon has left a new comment on your post "They Troll For Thee": 

"Smell that? You smell that?

Butthurt, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.

Smells like.... victory.

Just popping in to say hi kids, and offer a word of advice. 

Don't take this shit so super serious, topix is just a silly forum, not your whole life.

OK, maybe it is fagerman's whole life LOL.

peace out mah bitches"

Again- typical- but, par for his course. I'm supposed to be jealous of this cheesedick- he almost always tells me so but, never really makes the good case because his posts are mostly as above.

This next one just came in and evidently is supposed to be a follow up to the first and is from "Bex":

"Hi Ferretface, Bex here, lol. Apparently you don't understand what I posted, even though I used English.
I hope this cleared some things up for you and the only time you bested me .... was in your dreams. You have yourself a wonderful mother's day".

More from Bex. This is getting complicated:

"Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "BRING A TROLL TO BLOG DAY!!!!!!": 

"I apologize for my share of the Sam posts. It seemed like the thing to do at the time because we were all hurt when you left the Clique. Sorry

Bex"  

So far, that's it. There's a thread elsewhere on Topix where someone is really going batshit crazier that usual but we're saving those for another blog. I'll publish more inane, vulgar comments here, as they become available.