Beers with Ferrerman

The other day another nemesis in the threads surprised me by telling another poster how much he enjoyed the jovial back-and-forth between him and I. He went on to say that he hoped one day to have some beers with me.

This surprised me to the point where I said, "What the fuck is wrong with these people?!"

That's a question I routinely ask myself and the answer is usually in their belief that it makes sense to fire teachers and lazy firefighters and not tax millionaires because these things would all be *good for the country*. So, in short, they're fucking delusional and crazy.

In the threads, I have jovial back-and-forth with other posters but they tend to be of the spankable persuasion rather than the *burn America to the ground for the insurance so we can get back to our founders roots but, this time with fully automatic weapons!* persuasion.

I can be rather deft in putting reichtards down and I prefer that to the typical reichtard style of slashing and burning while projecting sodomy fantasies upon others. I do, in my own way, taunt and provoke and I've used a few gay slurs myself but, after a few hundred cries for help from the closet by these reichtards, you see a pattern developing. I'm liberal and, in deference to gay people, I kinda cringe when I do it but, I think the gays understand that I mean them no harm. It's cliche to attack some one's sexual identity but, some of these people clearly are on the down low. I don't think Anderson Cooper was trying to fool anyone. These people are trying, I think.

But, I digress. I'm particular about whom I drink with but it's got very little to do with those who might be closet cases looking to jump out after tipping a few. That aside, my concern is that, if someone proves them self to be a disagreeable, violent asshole while sober, a few too many beers isn't going to wash that away. Mind you, yes, it could but, why take the chance? Based on my experience as a former bartender and years of partying, these types tend to get even more pugnacious when fueled by alcohol. Imagine that!

So, it's the threads and though imaginary bars are part of that imaginary world, I won't even have virtual drinks with these miscreants and actual beers are never going to happen. Still, I cringe at the thought that they might think this is an option. It just might be a glimpse into their real lives. It makes me wonder if, in lieu of medication, doctors are now prescribing laptops for bi-polar patients. Is that covered under Obamacare? If it's not that, it seems like it might be a sort of domestic abuse outreach where these guys, instead of beating the old lady and making it all better with flowers, they abuse clear-thinking liberals and then throw a party. Yikes. It's a might passive-aggressive, eh?

Disingenuous as well. The same people who seem to be auditioning for concentration camp guard jobs with their daily vitriolic  posts, not-so-secretly desire to drink beers with Ferrerman- the poster child for left-wing liberalism!!?? Might be "daddy issues". Where's a fake, internet therapist when you need one?