Well, damn...I was banned there for a few hours....
Sheesh. It's like an O. Henry story. Not the Gift Of The Maji- the one where the guy can't get arrested 'cause it's Christmas. Here it is- against the Topix Terms Of Service to juxtapose the first letters of some faggot trolls name- and Topix *understandably* (sarcasm alert!) bans you for this and then you put the fucking faggots photo on your avatar and write an e-mail to Topix mods basically using all the really choice epithets and THEN, you come to find out that, after all that, you weren't banned any more. Sheesh.
What was the point again?
My friend Hegel pointed out that once you step away from Topix, you realize how fucking retarded it is. I mean- she knew that before and I knew that but, once you look at it from a non-posting perspective- when you think you can't post anymore- it is really, really fucking retarded. There is actually a difference. Amazing but true. The petty squabbles seem pettier. The obsessive control freaks like A770, Kevin, Sam and others seem more pathetic. The viscious, republican Taliban seem even more hateful than before. Honestly, if Obama came out in favor of breathing in oxygen, these fuckheads would quit breathing. I wish he'd try....
It makes you wonder why you bothered. Yes, it's fun at first- making fun of 'tards. These are not rational, intelligent people. Not a one of these idiots is a retired millionaire but they will sell their soul to these devils if it means getting the nigger out of office. Kill the unions? Sure! Fuck them teachers! I have yet to see one that disagreed with ANY tea party platform. Beating reichtards about the genitals? If it will get Obama out of office they will not mind Sean Hannity taking a hammer to their own nuts. He's already done it to their heads so, why not? Anything for a cause....
But, I digress. Just trying to illustrate the useless, futility of the threads and that quitting really does work wonders. Except for the people who don't quit. They stay the same. That's a shame.
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Monday, July 9, 2012
FERRERMAN RETIRES FROM TOPIX!!!!!
(Topixtown, USA) Legendary poster and famous bottom-spanker, Ferrerman, quit Topix in a dispute with it's mall security guard-like moderators, this weekend. Friday, one of the mods sobered up long enough to issue a warning to Ferrerman after he had made a post as *Gavid Dilmore*, about an hour earlier. Topix was incensed at this behavior and warned Ferrerman that he would be *IP banned* if he ever did that again! Ferrerman found this curious because in the several dozen times *Gavid Dilmore* has posted Ferrer's actual real-life name, Topix had used every motherfucking minute of the three business days *necessary* to deleting such posts... that is, when they bothered to get a round tuit at all. Topix is not at all known for having a level playing field. However, they are well known for catering to assholes. Turns out, assholes are their business model. Who knew?
Unbeknownst to Topix, if you tell a Ferrerman he can't do something, he might not do that but, you can bet your fat, mall-security-moderating ass he will do something. In this case, something was an avatar photo change, to the one of *Gavid Dilmore*, Topix stalker. Topix didn't appreciate that but, it wasn't until they sobered up Sunday night, that they noticed. Ferrerman had this to say about that: "Stupid fuckers..."
Likely, what Ferrerman meant by that was that Topix mods were stupid fuckers for trying to run such a bluff on him. He may also have added that "(you) don't spank the bottom-spanker!" You know how Ferrerman is! The stupid, drunken, mall-securityish mods should have realized this. Topix policy is to be "asshole friendly". It's in the Terms Of Service. If you make a thousand posts a day like a *Kevin* or a *Sam*, you can pretty much do whatever you like on Topix, just keep on inflating those numbers.
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All fun and games aside, it was my call to push these fucks here, and call their bluff. I think it's been pretty obvious the last year or so that Topix best days are far, far behind them and that they do, indeed, cater to assholes like Kevin and Sam. If Facebook pays third world people $1 an hour to moderate FB, how generous could Chris Tolles be with his mods? I'm guessing these people who, by their own admission, post and play the stupid game, are paid nothing more than the perk of a free proxy to troll with and the ability to see people's IP's and pull posts when they feel like it. Maybe that plus 50 cents an hour? They are the trolls! I think that's pretty obvious.
I don't want to contribute to that. Frankly, I hadn't been *contributing* much to the Topix coffers of late. It's all well and good that that Sam followed up absolutely every post I've made in the last few years, as Topix gets to add that shit to the post count. Me ignoring Sam does NOT add to their already inflated post count either. Think about that. An asshole like Kevin has over 100 socks, PLUS- nearly 60,000 posts under his Kevin avatar. Same with Sam. Who knows how many others like them post elsewhere on Topix? How that is considered legitimate post counts is beyond me and likely beyond the advertisers as well. I'm not saying either of these assholes- Sam and Kevin- are employees of Topix. They post so much they wouldn't have time to cash those 50 cent an hour checks. Their purpose in life is to pad the Topix post counts by annoying as many posters as possible, so that they may pad the post count too, thus, padding the Topix bank accounts.
Topix is a sewer. It fully intends to stay that way. They are content with the inmates running the asylum as evidently it pays well enough to more than cover the costs of various lawsuits against them.
I apologize for phoning this blog post in but, my heart just isn't in this. If I didn't get myself banned, I'd probably still be a *productive* citizen of Topixtown. That's nothing to be proud of. The best are hitting the bricks already. The worst are staying. Topix deserves them and they deserve Topix. You get what you pay for folks, and Topix is worth every penny.
Unbeknownst to Topix, if you tell a Ferrerman he can't do something, he might not do that but, you can bet your fat, mall-security-moderating ass he will do something. In this case, something was an avatar photo change, to the one of *Gavid Dilmore*, Topix stalker. Topix didn't appreciate that but, it wasn't until they sobered up Sunday night, that they noticed. Ferrerman had this to say about that: "Stupid fuckers..."
Likely, what Ferrerman meant by that was that Topix mods were stupid fuckers for trying to run such a bluff on him. He may also have added that "(you) don't spank the bottom-spanker!" You know how Ferrerman is! The stupid, drunken, mall-securityish mods should have realized this. Topix policy is to be "asshole friendly". It's in the Terms Of Service. If you make a thousand posts a day like a *Kevin* or a *Sam*, you can pretty much do whatever you like on Topix, just keep on inflating those numbers.
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All fun and games aside, it was my call to push these fucks here, and call their bluff. I think it's been pretty obvious the last year or so that Topix best days are far, far behind them and that they do, indeed, cater to assholes like Kevin and Sam. If Facebook pays third world people $1 an hour to moderate FB, how generous could Chris Tolles be with his mods? I'm guessing these people who, by their own admission, post and play the stupid game, are paid nothing more than the perk of a free proxy to troll with and the ability to see people's IP's and pull posts when they feel like it. Maybe that plus 50 cents an hour? They are the trolls! I think that's pretty obvious.
I don't want to contribute to that. Frankly, I hadn't been *contributing* much to the Topix coffers of late. It's all well and good that that Sam followed up absolutely every post I've made in the last few years, as Topix gets to add that shit to the post count. Me ignoring Sam does NOT add to their already inflated post count either. Think about that. An asshole like Kevin has over 100 socks, PLUS- nearly 60,000 posts under his Kevin avatar. Same with Sam. Who knows how many others like them post elsewhere on Topix? How that is considered legitimate post counts is beyond me and likely beyond the advertisers as well. I'm not saying either of these assholes- Sam and Kevin- are employees of Topix. They post so much they wouldn't have time to cash those 50 cent an hour checks. Their purpose in life is to pad the Topix post counts by annoying as many posters as possible, so that they may pad the post count too, thus, padding the Topix bank accounts.
Topix is a sewer. It fully intends to stay that way. They are content with the inmates running the asylum as evidently it pays well enough to more than cover the costs of various lawsuits against them.
I apologize for phoning this blog post in but, my heart just isn't in this. If I didn't get myself banned, I'd probably still be a *productive* citizen of Topixtown. That's nothing to be proud of. The best are hitting the bricks already. The worst are staying. Topix deserves them and they deserve Topix. You get what you pay for folks, and Topix is worth every penny.
Saturday, July 7, 2012
America needs to get real!
I've got a *friend* on Facebook, whom I've blocked. That' is why there are *'s around friend. She's still a friend but, she's someone whose political crap is something I've long since grown tired of seeing on my newsfeed. I mean- it's all well and good that she thinks Ron Paul will save America but, I cannot be convinced of this even after a thousand links saying so. Add to that a few thousand more links about Barack Obama's plans to enslave us and you might agree that looking at her page every once in awhile to see how her kids have grown is much more sane and practical.
Somehow, this got through though: http://dailycaller.com/2012/07/05/walter-e-williams-states-should-nullify-obamacare-audio/
I can never mind the disingenuous whining about something being *unconstititional* despite the USSC saying it is, indeed, constitutional. This isn't a bang-bang play at first base where the replay shows the umpire got it wrong but, there's nothing you can do about it but shrug your shoulders and say, "Well, that's baseball!"
No, this is taking your ball and going home. We're not gonna play any more! Bad call!!
But, worse, it's saying that, not only are you not going to play anymore, when Major League Baseball calls in armed troops to force you to play, rest assured, sportsfans, that those troops will NOT follow illegal orders to fire upon Americans to force them to play because, evidently, our troops who actually have socialized medicine, do not think civilians should? The horror...
What the fuck is the matter with these people? They can extrapolate absofuckinglutely anything to the nth degree.
I've spent a lot of time fighting these insane idiots. Why not join them? Hmmm...
So, I'm watching a rerun of AMC's wonderful "Walking Dead" series. There's a scene where Shane, the bad cop, beats the snot out of a miscreant wife-abuser. With the editing, special effects and all that Hollywood stuff we've grown up with, it looks pretty much like Shane is really putting a whuppin' on that ol' boy.
Under a Romney administration, he WOULD! That's right. Hollywood make up artists (probably all gay anyway) are elitist. That kinda shit costs money! Things that cost money cut into profits. Without profits, there's nothing to trickle down and we become socialists. No one wants that.
Romney's plan, based on Greek Theatre of old, would use slaves (democrat/liberals) as real-life victims in shows. The scene calls for a face-beating? Beat an actual face! How much more real can it get? This can be done in one take and for a fraction of the cost of the ridiculously expensive Obama plan. And, you can't beat realism. We need good, old-fashioned realism instead of this expensive, fake stuff. Why not use real guns and bullets on cop shows? And real blood instead of the more photogenic chocolate syrup. Anything else circumvents the 2A, something Hollywood liberals have been trying to do for decades. The founders DID NOT endow us with the supreme right to bear stunt, blank arms!! How the hell do people think we beat England like that??!
Now, of course, some people might balk at this. Liberal/democrat *actors* might be those some people. We all know how difficult they can be. Look, if you volunteer, your family in the camp get an extra ration of gruel. If you don't, they get nothing like the America-haters they are!
Well, this is what I have heard is Romneys plan. The Lame Stream Media- Foxnews- won't report it but, you know how they are...
Somehow, this got through though: http://dailycaller.com/2012/07/05/walter-e-williams-states-should-nullify-obamacare-audio/
I can never mind the disingenuous whining about something being *unconstititional* despite the USSC saying it is, indeed, constitutional. This isn't a bang-bang play at first base where the replay shows the umpire got it wrong but, there's nothing you can do about it but shrug your shoulders and say, "Well, that's baseball!"
No, this is taking your ball and going home. We're not gonna play any more! Bad call!!
But, worse, it's saying that, not only are you not going to play anymore, when Major League Baseball calls in armed troops to force you to play, rest assured, sportsfans, that those troops will NOT follow illegal orders to fire upon Americans to force them to play because, evidently, our troops who actually have socialized medicine, do not think civilians should? The horror...
What the fuck is the matter with these people? They can extrapolate absofuckinglutely anything to the nth degree.
I've spent a lot of time fighting these insane idiots. Why not join them? Hmmm...
So, I'm watching a rerun of AMC's wonderful "Walking Dead" series. There's a scene where Shane, the bad cop, beats the snot out of a miscreant wife-abuser. With the editing, special effects and all that Hollywood stuff we've grown up with, it looks pretty much like Shane is really putting a whuppin' on that ol' boy.
Under a Romney administration, he WOULD! That's right. Hollywood make up artists (probably all gay anyway) are elitist. That kinda shit costs money! Things that cost money cut into profits. Without profits, there's nothing to trickle down and we become socialists. No one wants that.
Romney's plan, based on Greek Theatre of old, would use slaves (democrat/liberals) as real-life victims in shows. The scene calls for a face-beating? Beat an actual face! How much more real can it get? This can be done in one take and for a fraction of the cost of the ridiculously expensive Obama plan. And, you can't beat realism. We need good, old-fashioned realism instead of this expensive, fake stuff. Why not use real guns and bullets on cop shows? And real blood instead of the more photogenic chocolate syrup. Anything else circumvents the 2A, something Hollywood liberals have been trying to do for decades. The founders DID NOT endow us with the supreme right to bear stunt, blank arms!! How the hell do people think we beat England like that??!
Now, of course, some people might balk at this. Liberal/democrat *actors* might be those some people. We all know how difficult they can be. Look, if you volunteer, your family in the camp get an extra ration of gruel. If you don't, they get nothing like the America-haters they are!
Well, this is what I have heard is Romneys plan. The Lame Stream Media- Foxnews- won't report it but, you know how they are...
Wednesday, July 4, 2012
Beers with Ferrerman
The other day another nemesis in the threads surprised me by telling another poster how much he enjoyed the jovial back-and-forth between him and I. He went on to say that he hoped one day to have some beers with me.
This surprised me to the point where I said, "What the fuck is wrong with these people?!"
That's a question I routinely ask myself and the answer is usually in their belief that it makes sense to fire teachers and lazy firefighters and not tax millionaires because these things would all be *good for the country*. So, in short, they're fucking delusional and crazy.
In the threads, I have jovial back-and-forth with other posters but they tend to be of the spankable persuasion rather than the *burn America to the ground for the insurance so we can get back to our founders roots but, this time with fully automatic weapons!* persuasion.
I can be rather deft in putting reichtards down and I prefer that to the typical reichtard style of slashing and burning while projecting sodomy fantasies upon others. I do, in my own way, taunt and provoke and I've used a few gay slurs myself but, after a few hundred cries for help from the closet by these reichtards, you see a pattern developing. I'm liberal and, in deference to gay people, I kinda cringe when I do it but, I think the gays understand that I mean them no harm. It's cliche to attack some one's sexual identity but, some of these people clearly are on the down low. I don't think Anderson Cooper was trying to fool anyone. These people are trying, I think.
But, I digress. I'm particular about whom I drink with but it's got very little to do with those who might be closet cases looking to jump out after tipping a few. That aside, my concern is that, if someone proves them self to be a disagreeable, violent asshole while sober, a few too many beers isn't going to wash that away. Mind you, yes, it could but, why take the chance? Based on my experience as a former bartender and years of partying, these types tend to get even more pugnacious when fueled by alcohol. Imagine that!
So, it's the threads and though imaginary bars are part of that imaginary world, I won't even have virtual drinks with these miscreants and actual beers are never going to happen. Still, I cringe at the thought that they might think this is an option. It just might be a glimpse into their real lives. It makes me wonder if, in lieu of medication, doctors are now prescribing laptops for bi-polar patients. Is that covered under Obamacare? If it's not that, it seems like it might be a sort of domestic abuse outreach where these guys, instead of beating the old lady and making it all better with flowers, they abuse clear-thinking liberals and then throw a party. Yikes. It's a might passive-aggressive, eh?
Disingenuous as well. The same people who seem to be auditioning for concentration camp guard jobs with their daily vitriolic posts, not-so-secretly desire to drink beers with Ferrerman- the poster child for left-wing liberalism!!?? Might be "daddy issues". Where's a fake, internet therapist when you need one?
This surprised me to the point where I said, "What the fuck is wrong with these people?!"
That's a question I routinely ask myself and the answer is usually in their belief that it makes sense to fire teachers and lazy firefighters and not tax millionaires because these things would all be *good for the country*. So, in short, they're fucking delusional and crazy.
In the threads, I have jovial back-and-forth with other posters but they tend to be of the spankable persuasion rather than the *burn America to the ground for the insurance so we can get back to our founders roots but, this time with fully automatic weapons!* persuasion.
I can be rather deft in putting reichtards down and I prefer that to the typical reichtard style of slashing and burning while projecting sodomy fantasies upon others. I do, in my own way, taunt and provoke and I've used a few gay slurs myself but, after a few hundred cries for help from the closet by these reichtards, you see a pattern developing. I'm liberal and, in deference to gay people, I kinda cringe when I do it but, I think the gays understand that I mean them no harm. It's cliche to attack some one's sexual identity but, some of these people clearly are on the down low. I don't think Anderson Cooper was trying to fool anyone. These people are trying, I think.
But, I digress. I'm particular about whom I drink with but it's got very little to do with those who might be closet cases looking to jump out after tipping a few. That aside, my concern is that, if someone proves them self to be a disagreeable, violent asshole while sober, a few too many beers isn't going to wash that away. Mind you, yes, it could but, why take the chance? Based on my experience as a former bartender and years of partying, these types tend to get even more pugnacious when fueled by alcohol. Imagine that!
So, it's the threads and though imaginary bars are part of that imaginary world, I won't even have virtual drinks with these miscreants and actual beers are never going to happen. Still, I cringe at the thought that they might think this is an option. It just might be a glimpse into their real lives. It makes me wonder if, in lieu of medication, doctors are now prescribing laptops for bi-polar patients. Is that covered under Obamacare? If it's not that, it seems like it might be a sort of domestic abuse outreach where these guys, instead of beating the old lady and making it all better with flowers, they abuse clear-thinking liberals and then throw a party. Yikes. It's a might passive-aggressive, eh?
Disingenuous as well. The same people who seem to be auditioning for concentration camp guard jobs with their daily vitriolic posts, not-so-secretly desire to drink beers with Ferrerman- the poster child for left-wing liberalism!!?? Might be "daddy issues". Where's a fake, internet therapist when you need one?
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
I feel your pain!
I really do. It's hard for me to watch a clip show like Tosh.O where people are always wiping out or running into things. I feel it, though not painfully, through my groinal region. It's like a cringe rather than boner-inducing, I should add.
This feeling only happens in reality, caught-on-tape moments of mayhem. My mind and body seems to differentiate between stunt-fighting and Hollywood wipe outs. It knows no one is getting hurt in those. But when skateboarders hit the pavement- OUCH!
I really don't want to see people getting hurt even if it's just scrapes and bruises. I started looking at a youtube clip of 'girl fails' or something like that, and gave up after a pretty girl hit her face on a diving board and that was followed by another healthy girl in a bikini, hitting the pavement because getting towed on a skateboard alongside a vehicle didn't work out as well as she planned. She didn't seem hurt and she wanted to try it again! The driver was not up for that. He probably realized that, had she falling to her right, she's under his wheels and...
There seems to be no shortage of people willing to do stunts on camera. I'll just try not to look...
This feeling only happens in reality, caught-on-tape moments of mayhem. My mind and body seems to differentiate between stunt-fighting and Hollywood wipe outs. It knows no one is getting hurt in those. But when skateboarders hit the pavement- OUCH!
I really don't want to see people getting hurt even if it's just scrapes and bruises. I started looking at a youtube clip of 'girl fails' or something like that, and gave up after a pretty girl hit her face on a diving board and that was followed by another healthy girl in a bikini, hitting the pavement because getting towed on a skateboard alongside a vehicle didn't work out as well as she planned. She didn't seem hurt and she wanted to try it again! The driver was not up for that. He probably realized that, had she falling to her right, she's under his wheels and...
There seems to be no shortage of people willing to do stunts on camera. I'll just try not to look...
Danica Patrick is a bitch!
"Sheesh, Ferrerman! Why is every strong, independent, successful woman "a bitch"? Why the double standard? Would you say that about a strong, independent, successful man?!?"
Why, yes. Yes I would. Try this on:
Mitch McConnell is a bitch.
Happy now? It's a familiar lament from women and they do get denigrated as "bitches" for things that men tend to get applauded, respected, and feared for. My thing is, these seemingly strong, admired men are bitches too. It's just more accepted for a man to be a bitch. It's just not talked about.
Jamie Dimon, who is a dude, recently appeared before some senate panel to discuss something about losing billions of dollars as CEO of JPMorgan Chase. It had something to do with his degenerate gambling skills, which are sometimes good, sometimes awful. In this case they were awful. He lost like 9 billion dollars recently. You'd think the senators would be inquisitive and angry about that but, when you *lose* 9 billion dollars on Wall Street, that money goes somewhere and that somewhere is generally the right place, the place it was intended to be lost in anyway.
But, instead of being angry, the senators seemed to be quite enamored of Dimon. Frankly, I think Bob Corker wanted to suck his dick. The other senators did too. Who knows what happened off camera?
As I watched the coverage, I had to wonder if it had been a female Jamie Dimon, would the committe have been so indulgent and amorous? I don't think so.
Danica Patrick is a babe. Very spankable. She's a NASCAR driver if you're scoring at home. She's also featured in those truly horrible "GO DADDY" commercials, if you're not familiar with racing. She's a little spitfire of a gal and has a mouth on her. She's been known to shove other drivers, on AND off the track, if they piss her off.
You know what that makes her? A NASCAR driver, that's what. Almost all of them are like her. Really, this is one of the reasons I let NASCAR fall by the wayside several years ago after years of being a fan. They're a bunch of fucking whiners! I couldn't stand it anymore. It wasn't enough to fall out of the race because there was a wreck in front of you and you got caught up in it because, at 175mph, shit happens. You have to blame someone else and give a reason why the Huggies Big Boy Pull-ups #35 car wrecked. It was because the #37 car has it in for you and yada-effing-yada... NASCAR became the WWF on wheels and I got out. Lots of other people did too. Then they brought in Danica Patrick, who has a spankable bottom, to spice things up. This should have brought me back but, it didn't. She is more of the same, just attractive. Let's face it: either one of the Busch boys is a better driver (big deal) and both are bigger bitches but, Danica Patrick is a babe. This is good for racing, I guess. The thing is, when I scroll through the channels and look at the race, invariably there is a wreck or "debris on the track" causing a caution and this means more commercials and less racing. Football has "TV time-outs" and NASCAR has "debris on the track". Who knew that rolling billboards would turn out to be so commercial?
I'll bet you Danica Patrick is a nice person in real life, whatever real life is. She can drive the car and that is pretty special. NASCAR may be silly and a damn-near scripted business but, men have died racing. Speeds of nearly 200mph can kill and this is not to be taken lightly. Danica is more than a pretty face and deserving as any man of being there. It's just odd to me that she- or any other woman in a man's game or business- is called a bitch for acting like a man. She's not trying to be a man, mind you. She's just going along with the program and, well, acting like a man. Hopefully it's just an act, like it is for most of the other drivers.
Why, yes. Yes I would. Try this on:
Mitch McConnell is a bitch.
Happy now? It's a familiar lament from women and they do get denigrated as "bitches" for things that men tend to get applauded, respected, and feared for. My thing is, these seemingly strong, admired men are bitches too. It's just more accepted for a man to be a bitch. It's just not talked about.
Jamie Dimon, who is a dude, recently appeared before some senate panel to discuss something about losing billions of dollars as CEO of JPMorgan Chase. It had something to do with his degenerate gambling skills, which are sometimes good, sometimes awful. In this case they were awful. He lost like 9 billion dollars recently. You'd think the senators would be inquisitive and angry about that but, when you *lose* 9 billion dollars on Wall Street, that money goes somewhere and that somewhere is generally the right place, the place it was intended to be lost in anyway.
But, instead of being angry, the senators seemed to be quite enamored of Dimon. Frankly, I think Bob Corker wanted to suck his dick. The other senators did too. Who knows what happened off camera?
As I watched the coverage, I had to wonder if it had been a female Jamie Dimon, would the committe have been so indulgent and amorous? I don't think so.
Danica Patrick is a babe. Very spankable. She's a NASCAR driver if you're scoring at home. She's also featured in those truly horrible "GO DADDY" commercials, if you're not familiar with racing. She's a little spitfire of a gal and has a mouth on her. She's been known to shove other drivers, on AND off the track, if they piss her off.
You know what that makes her? A NASCAR driver, that's what. Almost all of them are like her. Really, this is one of the reasons I let NASCAR fall by the wayside several years ago after years of being a fan. They're a bunch of fucking whiners! I couldn't stand it anymore. It wasn't enough to fall out of the race because there was a wreck in front of you and you got caught up in it because, at 175mph, shit happens. You have to blame someone else and give a reason why the Huggies Big Boy Pull-ups #35 car wrecked. It was because the #37 car has it in for you and yada-effing-yada... NASCAR became the WWF on wheels and I got out. Lots of other people did too. Then they brought in Danica Patrick, who has a spankable bottom, to spice things up. This should have brought me back but, it didn't. She is more of the same, just attractive. Let's face it: either one of the Busch boys is a better driver (big deal) and both are bigger bitches but, Danica Patrick is a babe. This is good for racing, I guess. The thing is, when I scroll through the channels and look at the race, invariably there is a wreck or "debris on the track" causing a caution and this means more commercials and less racing. Football has "TV time-outs" and NASCAR has "debris on the track". Who knew that rolling billboards would turn out to be so commercial?
I'll bet you Danica Patrick is a nice person in real life, whatever real life is. She can drive the car and that is pretty special. NASCAR may be silly and a damn-near scripted business but, men have died racing. Speeds of nearly 200mph can kill and this is not to be taken lightly. Danica is more than a pretty face and deserving as any man of being there. It's just odd to me that she- or any other woman in a man's game or business- is called a bitch for acting like a man. She's not trying to be a man, mind you. She's just going along with the program and, well, acting like a man. Hopefully it's just an act, like it is for most of the other drivers.
Sunday, July 1, 2012
Oh Canada!
Within seconds of the USSC decision regarding healthcare, dumbasses all over America took to Twitter, announcing their intentions to flee to Canada.
Now, you, me, and the Canadians know that, as far as socialism goes, Canada doesn't play. They do! Our idiots evidently don't know this. They look at Canada and see white people and snow and assume it's chock full o' guns and republican values as if it were a suburb of Sarah Palin's Alaska. Nope.
It turns out that Canada is far more advanced than we are when it comes to socialized medicine, gay marriage, guns, and such things that set us in a tizzy, any given news cycle. They seem like very thoughtful people to me. Perhaps a more refined version of us if not a possible glimpse into our future- if we try...
Canada's major exports are hockey players, HGTV 'fix-it' shows and actors. William Shatner, Dan Ackroyd, Mike Meyers and thousands of others all are Canadians. Mike "Make It Right" Holmes is Canadian! Maybe 80% of the NHL is Canadian. Hockey is their sport, eh? Most of what I know about Canada is from HGTV shows. Except for their kinda gay-looking money, Canada looks like Minnesota to me. In fact, Vancover often doubles for American cities because The Film Board of Canada makes it very easy and economical to make movies and TV shows there. They speak English there, mostly emPHAsizing different syllABles than we do, like PROcess instead of PRAcess. If anyone in Canada does that Bob and Doug Mackenzie "aboot" (as in: "It's aboot time for a beer, eh?") I haven't heard it on "Holmes On Homes". It's a big country so, perhaps Bob and Doug were their Southerners or Bostonians? Their cities and suburbs look like ours though. I'm not being mean when I say they seem to be just like us. I think if you were suddenly dropped off in Canada, you'd think you were 'home' except fot that metric system they thing have. Oh, and Quebec, the reason instructions for our gadgets come with a French section is- surprise!- French. You probably thought this was for New Orleans Cajuns or liberal socialists, didn't you?
They are big on taxes there which I suspect our curiously rebellious Amercia flee'ers are not aware of. Sheesh, people- if you have to flee your country in the middle of the day because something isn't going your way, have a fucking plan! I've been recommending Somalia to republicans for years now. 'Small government'? How 'bout NO GOVERNMENT? Taxes? NO TAXES! Guns? ALL over the place and NO LAW WHATSOEVER! The only downside is black folks. Somalia is full of them and, let's face it, conservative republicans don't like black folks except for Herman Cain and Alan West. Other than that, it's a conservative Utopia.
Canada, is not a conservative Utopia. I think I read the other day that 45% of Canadians are atheists. Yikes. With that and the gay marriage thing, they must get hurricanes all the time! God must surely hate them. They have guns but seem to think they are for hunting rather than keeping lazy liberals from stealing your lawn mower or quieting noisy parties.
"Turn your music down, eh?"
"Sorry, neighbor! How bout a beer, eh?"
"It's aboot time, eh?"
It's a big, open border we share with our northern neighbors. But, I wouldn't be surprised if they were watching our election PROcess closely and planning on building a huge, electrified fence in the event that Obama wins re-election. Mike Holmes can oversee that and, make it right. They don't need 50 million assholes streaming over their border demanding to change their history and take over the government...and make it 'right'...
Looks like we're stuck with them, eh?
Now, you, me, and the Canadians know that, as far as socialism goes, Canada doesn't play. They do! Our idiots evidently don't know this. They look at Canada and see white people and snow and assume it's chock full o' guns and republican values as if it were a suburb of Sarah Palin's Alaska. Nope.
It turns out that Canada is far more advanced than we are when it comes to socialized medicine, gay marriage, guns, and such things that set us in a tizzy, any given news cycle. They seem like very thoughtful people to me. Perhaps a more refined version of us if not a possible glimpse into our future- if we try...
Canada's major exports are hockey players, HGTV 'fix-it' shows and actors. William Shatner, Dan Ackroyd, Mike Meyers and thousands of others all are Canadians. Mike "Make It Right" Holmes is Canadian! Maybe 80% of the NHL is Canadian. Hockey is their sport, eh? Most of what I know about Canada is from HGTV shows. Except for their kinda gay-looking money, Canada looks like Minnesota to me. In fact, Vancover often doubles for American cities because The Film Board of Canada makes it very easy and economical to make movies and TV shows there. They speak English there, mostly emPHAsizing different syllABles than we do, like PROcess instead of PRAcess. If anyone in Canada does that Bob and Doug Mackenzie "aboot" (as in: "It's aboot time for a beer, eh?") I haven't heard it on "Holmes On Homes". It's a big country so, perhaps Bob and Doug were their Southerners or Bostonians? Their cities and suburbs look like ours though. I'm not being mean when I say they seem to be just like us. I think if you were suddenly dropped off in Canada, you'd think you were 'home' except fot that metric system they thing have. Oh, and Quebec, the reason instructions for our gadgets come with a French section is- surprise!- French. You probably thought this was for New Orleans Cajuns or liberal socialists, didn't you?
They are big on taxes there which I suspect our curiously rebellious Amercia flee'ers are not aware of. Sheesh, people- if you have to flee your country in the middle of the day because something isn't going your way, have a fucking plan! I've been recommending Somalia to republicans for years now. 'Small government'? How 'bout NO GOVERNMENT? Taxes? NO TAXES! Guns? ALL over the place and NO LAW WHATSOEVER! The only downside is black folks. Somalia is full of them and, let's face it, conservative republicans don't like black folks except for Herman Cain and Alan West. Other than that, it's a conservative Utopia.
Canada, is not a conservative Utopia. I think I read the other day that 45% of Canadians are atheists. Yikes. With that and the gay marriage thing, they must get hurricanes all the time! God must surely hate them. They have guns but seem to think they are for hunting rather than keeping lazy liberals from stealing your lawn mower or quieting noisy parties.
"Turn your music down, eh?"
"Sorry, neighbor! How bout a beer, eh?"
"It's aboot time, eh?"
It's a big, open border we share with our northern neighbors. But, I wouldn't be surprised if they were watching our election PROcess closely and planning on building a huge, electrified fence in the event that Obama wins re-election. Mike Holmes can oversee that and, make it right. They don't need 50 million assholes streaming over their border demanding to change their history and take over the government...and make it 'right'...
Looks like we're stuck with them, eh?
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