TRUE LIES!

Two- TWO- fake lesbian bloggers in the news! And one busted the other!

Ya know, I'm beginning to think that people on the internets are just liars.....

You can't make them resign like a congressman though. Weiner lying about everything, to everyone, is the crime to me. Him being a horny, stupid guy talking trash to women is essentially his business. Him and the new bride. If he owns up to it from the outset, it's something for us to snicker about and the RNC to (somehow) use as *yet another reason to impeach Obama (?)* and it slithers away about as quickly as the Governator/Sperminator scandal did. Talking electronic trash to women isn't a crime. Lying about it isn't a crime. But, if you are a congressman representing we the people, get a new job. Go to Wall Street and lie. Get a gig on Foxnews and lie. Weiner was a great, passionate voice of the people until he lied. Then he became just another politician. Oh well.

How many other fake, lesbian bloggers are there? Those might have been the only two. A770 might have been the only fake therapist on the internets as well. That she was also a dude, makes you wonder if a lot of men are satisfied with their weiners. How many more are taking a walk on the wild side?

It is sad that people get taken in by fake lesbians and therapists but, in most cases, likely no real damage is done beyond embarrassment. I doubt, for example, that A770 was getting PIN numbers from the dregs but, typical girl talk might have been every bit as invasive, if not as costly. It does suck that someone you trust turns out to be a whole different gender than they told you they were. I think both fake lesbians claimed they did it to draw necessary attention to the trouble in Syria. Well....maybe.....but- I don't know- tell the truth? Isn't the truth good enough?

A770 claimed to be doing "research". What kind of research? *She* never exactly said....it must have been top secret..... Anyway, her "grant" was not renewed and *she* abruptly left the dregs- what was left of them- and moved on and...spawned.... another personality elsewhere on Topix. The dregs now are probabally like Crocidile Dundee and doing some pre-employment crotch-grabbing, early in the interview. "Fool me once....we won't get fooled again...." like the man said. And the fake lesbians will no doubt reinvent themselves soon, if they haven't already. Syria is actually no worse the wear for the one faker and I'm sure Topix will trudge on as well. Weiner will rebound again too.

Oh, and there will STILL be liars on the internets. 

Oh- come on....

I look at porn as much as the next guy. Wait a minute- that depends on who the next guy is! Yikes!

It might be someone who knew who Ginger Lee was prior to this Weiner business. I didn't.

Prior to this Weiner business, she was in....the weiner business....as a porn star and is now a featured dancer at strip clubs. For reasons I cannot fathom, her association with Anthony Weiner has stymied her stripping career. Huh? Is she giving titty dancers a bad image?

Evidently, her tweeting with Weiner was NOT of a sexual nature. It was more political, She didn't care to talk dirty with him. Well, I guess that is the ol' "I gave at the office...." thing that I always wondered might be true of porn stars and I know is true of painters. Not that painters don't talk dirty or perform sex acts. I mean, they don't like to paint when they get home. Who the fuck does?

Ginger is a cutie. Very spankable. She has that girl-next-door thing going on and a nice southern accent, judging from her appearance with professional prostitute, Gloria Allred, in front of the cameras today, to discuss this Weiner business. Ginger looked very uncomfortable. It certainly wasn't her first time on camera. She should have used that old trick where you imagine your audience naked to relax. Or, she could have relaxed herself by getting naked.

Really, I felt bad for her. She seemed genuinely frightened and embarrassed. This from a young woman who usually winds up her work with a camera close up of one or more men's cum on her face. I guess one doesn't necessarilly prepare you for the other.

The word so far is that all her tweeting with Weiner was civil adult discourse. If you've seen the fucking hilarious reading of Weiner and the Blackjack Dealers actual tweets by Bill Maher and Jane Lynch, you know what un-civil discourse is. Ain't it odd that the *amateur* gal does all the trash-talking and the professional passes? As much as I know about it, I think this mirrors Gingers professional career as well. Anybody with genitals and a camera is a porn star these days. The internet (and DO NOT go looking until after you read this) is full of free porn. Yikes! Who knew? If Ginger Lee were a *star*, I don't think she profited from it as a few past porn stars might have. When so many are giving the product away for free or getting paid next to nothing, how lucrative can it be at the supposed top? There may never be another Ginger Lee. Her job has been taken by the gal in the cubicle next to you at work.

But, I think it's kinda neat that she became a born-again virgin in the latest political sex scandal. She stayed reasonably chaste. The others whored themselves out. Good for her. No money shot for Ginger.

What was the question?

I've been looking at Foxnews a bit lately. I don't know why- maybe the heat is getting to me. Really, it's exactly like reading the 'tards on Topix as it is exactly where they get all their....facts....and information.... Honestly, it isn't much different than MSNBC. You truly cannot have one without the other and my bone to pick with Fox and the RNC is that, if they had their way, there would only be Foxnews. In fact, a recent poll of the folks in the Foxnews cafeteria, 100% of the respondents said just that! So, there ya go.

This morning, a nice looking, surprisingly dark-headed, woman on Fox was deriding president Obama for not having solved the jobs crisis here in America. Her non-blonde self was incredulous that Obama had driven the metaphorical car out of the ditch and into a metaphorical lake because he wouldn't let republicans drive! Well, metaphorically speaking, these assholes just don't get the part where they lost the election and, they don't get to be president. I know how that goes. I never got so much input on my life as I got after the divorce from my ex-wife. Oh my! She had answers I didn't even have questions for! Well, that's the way that goes. Ex-wives and 2nd place finishers are like that.

Well, we have a serious job shortage here in America. I'm not working near as much as I did last year at this time. Something needs to be done and soon. The reasonably blonde hostess of the Fox segment asked the dark-haired gal to imagine that she were a democrat strategist for a moment. The lady cringed at that. Democrats are awful, horrible people and NO ONE should aspire to be one even for demonstration purposes. But, if you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem so, she was asked what she would do to solve the unemployment problem.

Tort reform.

TORT REFORM???? You stupid fucking whore- TORT REFORM??? How the fuck does tort reform get me, my brother-in-law and millions of others working again???? People suing doctors did not bring down this economy. I'm a dumbass but I suspect it was Wall Street shenannigans, two unfunded wars and tax cuts for rich folks (for starters)  but, I'm a fucking partisan hack. What do I know?

The stupid-fucking whore went on to add that repealing something she called *Obamacare* was also the answer to the same question....

You can complain all you want about Obama but, clearly ABSOLUTELY NO ONE has offered a viable solution to unemployment. The republican party and it's militant arm- the various tea parties- offer the same non-help that the non-blonde offered up. Eliminate medicare. Permament tax cuts for the super rich. Eliminate NPR. Make Anthony Weiner quit. Break unions. End collective bargaining. Yada-effing-yada. End social services.

Not a one of these solutions creates jobs. I guess no one knows how to actually create jobs. The Bush tax cuts did not creat jobs. Obama slightly extending them did not create jobs. Permanently extending them will not create jobs.

But somehow, fucking talking about them will create jobs?

Maybe. Fox seems to be running out of blondes.

It ain't over 'til it's over, y'all!

If you watch way too much History Channel as I do, you know full well that it's the 150th anniversary of the Civil War. If you live in the North, you know this marks the beginning of the war that ended 146 years ago. If you live in the South, you know that it began 150 years ago but, hasn't ended yet....

I've lived about 1/3rd of my life in the South and have many southern friends. This gives me leave to speak about the *differences* moreso than some southerners I've known who disparaged the North while never having visited nor lived here. (Ferrerman's note: I once had a boy from Kentucky convinced that we didn't have any game up North because southerners had killed all the deer. The boy was stupid but, he wanted to believe this so, he did. He had claimed we don't hunt. WE do. I don't.)

Anyways, aside from geography and accents, there is really no difference between Northern Americans and Southern Americans. Well....wait a sec....I think it's safe to say that, after 150 years there are exactly zero "Yankees" who wake up each morning screaming: "WOO HOO! WE WON!!!!" while there are surely a thousand or so "Rebs" who lose sleep at night wondering "how the heck did we lose???" No one up North cares  that "we" won. Most, if they think at all about the Civil War, likely think about it as a horrific chapter in American history that had something to do with slavery....

You know that, educated in the North, I was taught that the Civil war WAS NOT about slavery? I don't recall what they told our gradeschool selves was the cause but, IT WAS NOT ABOUT SLAVERY! I think this was a compromise reached after the war because neither side wanted to face the reality that several hundred thousand white men died for black folks. I know your average white, southern male does not want to believe that so, they call it "The War Of Northern Agression" and mumble something about 'state's rights'....

So, it was about slavery. Other shit too but, like a divorce, your spouse cheated on you and it doesn't matter that they also squeezed the toothpaste from the middle. They fucked their boss/neighbor/maid and that is what brought about the end of the marriage.
I bring this up because a HC promo for the show, "American Pickers" shows a drunk, old redneck talking about "yankees rolling up on (his) property", referring to Mike and Frank.  I don't know if the guy was drunk but, judging by his eyes, he musta been hitting it pretty hard the night before or maybe up all night crying about the war. Maybe both. OK, he mighta been swimming in his cement pond. Whatever, his attitude annoys me. HE annoys me. Even if he's just being cute and stereotypical, he's a few generations from being directly affected by the war and, unless the idiot is upset about Civil Rights- and especially if he is- he can go fuck himself. I don't wanna hear about it! War's over, we won- I don't wanna hear about it being anything but history.

Speaking about modern north/south *rivalry*, NASCAR legend Darrell Waltrip pointed out that, if you go maybe 20 miles outside of any big city, "you're in the country". True that. From Maine to California, country is as country does, whether it's frying chicken or putting old Chevy's up on blocks in front of the trailer. I promise you, city folk are looked on with suspicion whether it's Memphis or Chicago. I believe Darrell is from Franklin, Kentucky and about the war itself he also noted that "....Kentucky served refreshments to both sides". I recall pointing that out to the boy from Kentucky and smiling as I told him my grandfather- my daddy's daddy- was born in Kentucky. I'm sure it upset him that someone like me could have southern roots and also be taller than than him.

BUSTED!!!

The National Nightmare is over. Long live the National Nightmare.

If I had a dollar for every time a birther simply and compassionately said: "ALL he has to do is show us his birth certificate...." I'd buy Donald Trump and fucking give him to China.

Today, of course, president Obama did show his long-form birth certificate and, within 3 seconds those same easy-to-pleasy birthers were, not pleased. Turns out they were bluffing about that "....all he has to do...." part. They didn't mean it. They lied.

I think Obama and the rest of us knew they were lying all along. Very few people truly have the guts to admit that they are retarded racists and even fewer to apologize for it. I don't think I know of one who WAS satisfied after this mornings press conference. Birthers is as birthers do. Not a one of these kochsuckers needed proof to sway them. Their feeble minds were made up as soon as it became clear he was going to be POTUS. Like drunks in a bar who promise to leave after "just one more..." these birthers, drunk with the power of annoyance, ain't intending on going away. Ever. You can throw the drunks out. The birthers though, no amount of proof to their contrary is enough. Lies and conspiracy are their booze. They cannot get enough.

Obama did the right thing this morning. Why didn't he do it 2 and a half years ago? He didn't fucking have to! He had then satisfied the powers that be that he met the requirements to hold the office of the presidency and, like every previous candidate for president since we started growing them here, he did not HAVE to show his BC to the public. But, unlike every previous president he was black. There is NO doubt in my mind that this birther crap and 99% of the opposition to him is because he is black. This would NOT have happened to a white president. Remember that John McCain was born in the Panama Canal Zone. That was kinda dicey but, he had two white parents. And, he didn't win. So, I guess we'll never know?  Yeah right...

I think he was wise to let it play out. If you sit by the river long enough, you will see the bodies of your enemies float by.  Sideshow Donald showed up as if HE had discovered the birther *issue*. Now was as good a time as any to OFFICIALLY dispel the birther bullshit while one of the biggest assholes in the country was exploiting it. It was really brilliant. of Obama. Though this crap has been out there, it has been amongst the out-there crowd and kind of winked at by more mainstream republican politicians. At *best* it was kinda-sorta endorsed by no one more official than Limbaugh or Beck and though they are very popular amongst the bagger crowd, they're not trying to be politicians. Sideshow Donald was at least pretending to maybe be running for president.

Trump thought he was playing Obama. Obama played him.

Very well played, Mr President. Played like a Harvard man at that....

HAPPY ANNIVERSERY, YA FUCKING BAGGERS!

As some may recall, the tea party came to be on this date, two years ago after a rant by Rick Santelli who has largely been forgotten by the tea parties he founded, except today when he gets a mention in this blog and in the Chicago Tribune.  About two months earlier Barack Obama had taken the oath of office and totally ruined America which was just fine, thank you very much, with George Bush in office, enjoying cheap gas, full employment and absolutely NO Sharia law!

I'm not buying his founding fatherness. I think the tea parties came to be early in the Fall of '08 when republicans realized even chicanery in Florida wasn't gonna get John McCain elected. This was surely cemented when Palin was chosen as his running mate and was really solidified when even the price of gas being magically raised to over $4 a gallon could not deter the American voter from hope for change.  I think Rick just showed up early at a party metaphorically drunk and disorderly and then went home and passed out. If he was some kind of hero, wouldn't he be on Foxnews and running for president with the rest of their emplyees?

After the shenannigans in Wisconsin earlier this year, it's quite evident that all the tea parties are fronts  for wealthy (republican) corporate interests. They get the governor that they pay for. The next one will have Caller ID, I think.  These people (and companies) already pay scant little in taxes so they really can't bitch about that. But, profits would definitely go up with pesky unions out of the way. Next to fall by the wayside would be that horrible minmum wage act. Only socialist/communist/islamists would set a bar like that! Capitalists don't need that! Why limit people? If the free market dictates $2 an hour as an acceptable wage, it is a FREE MARKET saying that, by golly!

Oh, I'm sorry- does that seem ridiculous to you? Well, eliminate social programs along with the minimum wage, unemployment benefits, workman's compensation and all the etc's unions and democrats brought us and $2 an hour might surely be better than nothing at all.

The American Dream is still alive. We've just exported it to China is all.

The Geat Contenders

Yesterday, President Obama announced he would seek a second term. No surprise there. Despite what you may hear on Foxnews or read on Topix, the man is pretty much a lock for a second term as he's done a commendable job in an extremely challenging economy. I mean, his most recent challenger, Donald Trump, is, well- Donald Trump, a guy who two weeks ago was the subject of a Comedy Central Roast. No person EVER in the history of politics has been roasted on CC and gone on to become president of the United States. You just can't be taken seriously as a world leader if you've ever joked about Lisa Lampenelli's vagina. This is why we've never had a President Hasslehoff. It's why we'll never have a president Trump. One of many, perhaps the best.

But, despite that, Trump is their Great White Hope of the week. Despite bankruptcies, failed marriages, affairs, and a blond beaver pelt on his head, this week at least, he is THE republican to lead the country. Well, until Palin decides she's the man for the job.

Oh there's 8 or 9 other early contenders but they're all about as silly as Trump although he's certainly the least serious of the their candidates. He doesn't want the cut in pay- nevermind the responsibility. None of them want the responsibility. A few might think they do, think they can handle the job but, most I think are like Palin in that having to put up will make them shut up. She makes money everytime she opens her mouth. She's just smart enough to know that, when her words become US policy, she's done making money. It's easier and more profitable to criticize the president rather than be the president.

I kinda wish one of these assholes could be president, right now. These teapublicans are threatening and promising so much, I think because they know they've got nothing and very little chance of winning in '12. In '08, after 8 years of Bush, they merely fielded a team in McCain/Palin because they had to, not because they thought they could win. They've got to put a horse in the '12 race too or people will talk.

And actually, they're doing pretty good (it seems....) in the lesser, off-year elections. They took the house and several governorships this past November. With a nod towards the myth of their fiscal *responsibility* (cough- they are politicians- HELLO!) they do seem to be getting more bang for their buck at the state level. It costs like $500 million to run for president. Take a look at their candidates. Would YOU spend that kinda dough for any of those lunkheads to finish second to Obama?

Obama is actually the best candidate the republicans could hope to have. The republican base hates him so much they wanted him impeached before he even got elected. He's everything they need him to be, whenever they need him to be it. NOTHING is too ridiculous for their base to believe where Obama is concerned. In fact, I think your average republican enjoys hating Obama so much, they're secretly wishing he could stay president for ever. He's easy. All you have to do is FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING HE DOES! There's none of the pressure associated with having your own guy out there making policy every fucking day for 8 fucking years, invading countries just because they're there and not being accountable for anything. So much easier to have the other guy in there and blaming him for everything. He could cure cancer and you could condemn him for ruining the mortuary business. Does it get any better than that? They're gonna have to run somebody, eventually. Maybe Bristol Palin's kid? Nah. Sasha would trounce him. Yep.