The Ridiculousness Of The Sublime

People usually believe what they want to believe. Bar stools were made for big talk and so was the internet. Bullshit is a little harder to prove on the internet but it can be done.

One of the biggest talkers on Topix is a guy who calls himself Sublime1. To hear him tell it, women are constantly throwing themselves at him, even in front of their husbands! There's just something about him...

The wife evidently approves. She knows full well how women are drawn to him and, in acquiescence to that, she agreed to join in wife swapping adventures. It wasn't really a fair deal on her part as all she got on her end (giggle) was men who paled in comparison to her husband.

People seemed to take Sub at his word about the swapping. I did.  But it wasn't because I bought into his vision of his studliness. I believed it because I know that a couple doesn't have to be beautiful and desirable to participate in swinging. You pretty much just have to have genitals and be breathing. The best and the brightest aren't necessarily involved as the movies might suggest.  And really, is sanctioned infidelity something to be proud of? He may be saying: "The wife and I are so desirable  we share ourselves with other people!" however, it sounds an awful lot like: "We are sluts!"

That's typical though. Bragging about aberrant behavior is one way of legitimizing it. That's half of politics. But, what if Sub's talk of wife-swapping is as contrived as his regular reporting of friend's and stranger's wives willing to cuckold their husbands with him?  To hear him tell it, every time he goes out in public some wife is willing to betray her marital vows pretty much upon sight of Sublime. Odd but, him and the Mrs. rolling around with other average looking people in suburban living rooms is far more believable.

He's posted their pictures. This is not Brad and Angelina. I always thought it was kinda dumb to tout yourself as a stud muffin and post a picture of your bald-headed self.  Sub insists he's not bald but that he opts to shave his head on purpose. I don't know how he explains the five o'clock shadow on a semi-spherical section of his otherwise chrome dome. He just denies it. Not to be too catty here but, if you want to be perceived on the internet as God's gift to women, either do not post a pic at all and leave your handsomeness to the imagination, or post a pic of a model or movie star. It's Topix - behind every pretty girl avatar is a guy with his hand on his dick. Would a real, pretty woman want that attention? Please....

So, if Sub is full of shit about so many wives wanting so desperately to shame themselves and their husbands to be with him, why should anyone believe the wife swapping stuff?  When someone  has proven themselves to be a liar, why believe other stories they tell? Why pick and choose?

Sadly, his real life wife likely has NO idea of his Topix life and the things he writes about her and the kids. Wait- maybe that's not so sad.  He calls her "Bambi" in the threads and posts as her with an avatar. Yes, it *could* be her but, it's doubtful. *Her* posts sounded contrived, kinda phoned in... like someone was trying to prove they had a wife who was happy with their posting....

In reality, if you were talking about your and your spouse's sexcapades on a public forum, would you want your spouse anywhere near the scene of that crime? That's a door that can be opened at anytime. Some guys are that stupid. Sublime certainly seems to be.

I just doubt that the wife has even signed off on the wife-swapping or any of the cuckolding tales either. She probably has no earthly idea he talks about their autistic son or any of the other children on a regular basis. He used his autistic kid's small penis as a segue into talking about how large he (Sub) considered his own penis to be! Who does that?

Well- again- who even knows if the guy is even married? Why believe that? Why believe he has any children, let alone an autistic one? His Topix back story gets a little shaky when you think of an (alleged) lawyer with a good job, spending his work days writing lifestyles of the stupid and slutty-type shit on a message board. Who does that? Why?

Well, I don't really want to know. Whoever and whatever he really is in real life, he's just another braggart on the internet- the barstool of the 21st century.