In this episode, We Win Topix!

As long as Hegel and I have been driving around in our custom van, solving Topix mysteries, we've known that we've been going up against Topix moderators, much of the time. We've been beating them senseless under any sock or graybox they threw at us. I'm not bragging. Topix mods are not college educated scholars who, given a choice between a career in medicine or moderating a message board wisely chose the latter for the obvious contribution to society. Rather, I think they tend to be rather trollish in nature and sociopathetic. <~~See what I did there? I really do rock!

But, I digress. Several months ago, one of the mods unceremoniously snagged Hegel's Topix profile. She is a woman who has never violated the Terms Of Service of anything in her life. The Topix TOS now essentially is a challenge of sorts. It reads something like: "Try and be nice." Maybe that's a suggestion? The reality, as they habitchually (see what I did there?) point out, is that they can pull your profile for any reason- ANY reason- they want, without explanation. That's what one did with Hegel. It was probably done out of jealousy and maybe to get at me. Regardless, it was weak and cowardly. The offending mod refused to give an explanation as to why. Now that is really putting the P in USSY. I know you saw what I did there.

For some reason I still have my profile. I rarely use it. I took down my profile pic, I think last June. Some trolls delight in believing my profile was banned but they are stupid and too lazy to google. I did try my profile the other day and, despite being active, I can't post with it. Nor can I post gray. I was just getting used to my posts getting pulled for no reason when I realized that, for the umpteenth time, my posts were getting pulled out of the starting gate. It's like I'm banned without being banned. Ya know they don't do that to just anybody. Like Reggie Jackson said: "Fans don't boo nobodies."

Hegel and I very good posters. Two different styles but we both can totally dominate anybody out there. Her very presence caused a misogynist like Sublime to leave the Chicago Forum. Know what she did? She just showed up and posted in a calm, rational manner. That fucking pussy ran crying from the forum! I told you that we have two different styles. I'm not necessarily that harsh when I post but, I reserve the right to be. Sublime has a lot of anger in him, often directed towards women. He wants guys to get e-tough with him. That's his element, or so he thinks. But, he cannot handle a woman being smarter and more controlled than him. That's when he loses it.

We have complained to Topix, knowing that the person we are complaining to is probably one of the trolls we are complaining about. It would seem to be futile (especially since nothing gets done) but, should one day things come push to shove, we have a boatload of complaints that have gone unanswered that someone at Topis is going to have to answer for. Maybe not but, they are there if we need them. With few exceptions in life, you can always go over someone's head. The more they rather you didn't, the more you should.

Isn't that kinda unfair? Trolling people AND being the one who heads the complaint department too? It's really kinda obscene. I've compared it to the old westerns where the outlaws run the town. The mods protect their friends too. My enemies always seemed to know which posts were mine and which were done by one of them with a proxy. Pretty clearly, friendly mods provide that service. Currently, the mod known as "Susan" is trolling the shit out of Sublime and a couple of her other friends. We can see that. I'm pretty sure they aren't in on it and they have no idea that, like a horror movie, the calls are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE! Mod Susan has been doing that for years. Maybe s/he's convinced the bosses that such trolling is good for business. I don't think they care.

The reality of Topix is that, Topix doesn't give a shit about Offbeat (now Weird) the Main or the Chicago Forum. They make their money off of the other several thousand forums all over the world. Topix doesn't think Topix will be a better place for all once Ferrerman and Hegel are gone. Topix doesn't  know who we are. They probably don't care that we're bitch-slapping their useless mods. Seriously, if they cared, would they put these dipsticks in charge?

Hegel and I accept the surrender of the troll mods and their henchpersons. We wish you had been more worthy but, you couldn't hang. That's a shame.We would have beaten you even if you had been good, though.