Remember November

I remember November, the one in '08. We the people elected a new president. The moment his victory was assured, the reich wing of America threatened to assassinate him, impeach him (for his birth certificate (?))and anything else they might think of, and in general stymie him at everything he tried to accomplish. They even proclaimed in November, December and the following January, that he "hadn't DONE anything yet", neglecting to realize that George Bush was STILL president and Obama was not until sworn in on the 20th of January '09.So, yeah, they took his victory to heart and in their soft-headed minds, promised four years of "NO!" to thwart his presidency because that is what our glorious founding fathers would have wanted and it was in the best interests of the country to take the country back from this usurper, another bonus desire of our glorious founders who fall just short of speaking to reichwing politicians as if they were God himself whispering in the ear of Pat Robertson or some street corner preacher. I'm sure there is still plenty of time for THAT to happen.

For two years now we have been in the remarkable position of having to defend a man who won a decisive mandate of the people, by the people and for the people. There were no shenannigans involved in his election. No supreme court appointments to the office, no hanging chads or brothers who were governors. He didn't invade any countries right or wrong. He just tried to un-fuck the eight year mess that he had inherited. And, oh yeah, he tried and succeeded in getting healthcare passed, which somehow put him in a league with Stalin, Hitler and Dr. Kevorkian. And never-minding all that, he was just WRONG about EVERYTHING he said and did. EVERYTHING!

It's made for an interesting two years. That's all going to change this November when the tea party candidates win mandates from the people and get democrats and a few republicans out of office. The Paladino's, O'Donnel's, Angle's et al will (likely) prevail and the country will be saved- from what, no one really knows. But, it will all be better over night.

And, motherfuckers, IT BETTER BE! You all will get the same consideration you all afforded our president. That would be none, if you're scoring at home. At midnight on election day, you better deliver on all your campaign promises or you are toast. I won't promise assassinations as that is not the democrat/liberal policy. Frankly, since reichwingers drove up the price of ammo with their fear-mongering, none of the aforementioned are worth the price of a bullet. There is STILL a recession going on (though that will end overnight in November....) so, we still need to be frugal. The prospective new meat in various government positions, all disciples of our glorious founding fathers, better deliver immediately or they are going to hear about it!

Us Coffee Party members, taking the cue from our retarded, tea party cousins, will be on these assholes and their supporters like white on rice. You all better dot your eyes and cross your tees. I catch anybody using a teleprompter to give a speech and they will be deemed "stupid" and "too dumb to speak without a prompter". It will be "OK" to read notes scribbled on one's hand though 'cause that's just fucking hilarious. Just no teleprompters. Also, every campaign promise must be kept! And there will be NO Obama bashing because, haven't you gotten over that yet? I mean, please, he's a lame duck, one term president who cannot possibly win in '12 because the people DO NOT WANT HIM! They didn't want him in the first place. It was ACORN and the Lame-Stream Media that got him elected even though FOXNEWS is #1 in cable news. They want leaders with Christian values- not Muslim usurpers. They want leaders who know that corporations ARE America and know what is best for all of us. They know that we don't need our elitist public schools when private schools and home-schooling are clearly what our glorious founders intended. They also know that if you are healthy enough and rich enough, you should have the right to pay ridiculous amounts in healthcare premiums- not be hunted down by a murderous army of IRS agents for non-compliance with Obamacare which is clearly a Nazi/ Communist/ French concept.

It's gonna be fun! WE get to be the crazy one's and with our own guy as president! WE get to jump all over everything the newbies say and do (which- let's face it- was gonna happen anyway 'cause these people are fuckin' idiots!) and we get to do it as the oppressed minority because these assholes have deemed themselves in power already simply based on the prognosis that they likely will win in November. Stupid fools- be careful what you wish for....

Man, if these 'tards thought Ferrerman was hard on them before....

I'll remember in November!