Don't get me to lying...

Came across an odd posting on one of my threads today...

It was vague but, evidently a poster I was slightly familiar with was kicked off of Topix (presumably for vulgarity?) and another poster, whom I never heard of at all, was purported to be the invention of two college girls working on their thesis.

Wait a minute- people are going to college to study Topix bullshit!!?? The usual route is to go to college, get some sort of degree, get a job and THEN post to Topix from said job ALL FRICKING DAY. What's going on in our institutions of higher learning?

Immediately, I thought of 770, my stalker. At 39 (so she says...) she recently completed her dissertation which apparently was about Topix and evidently waaaayyy too much about me or rather, Ferrerman, my internet persona. I don't know really because she seems to make this shit up on the fly as it suits her. She has admitted to infiltrating the gang of girls known as "The Introverts" to "study" them and, liking them so much, she stayed to be their friend.

She's the Victor Kiam of the internet. He liked the razor so much, he bought the company that made it.

There aren't enough crazy people on the internet and people think they need to invent some? For college credit? Please...

What kind of on-line- night school- GED course would accept this as a thesis, a treatise, a dissertation or even an excuse as to why one were late for class? Well, I didn't go to college (except to party with friends) so, I don't know. It just seems to me like the guy who explains his purchase of a stack of porno as "research". Hmmm. "The Cause and Effect of Naked Women in Regard to the Penis" by Jack Mehoff. What follows that- a PHD about how you re-invented the wheel?

I would imagine that, on gun forums for example, there are a few Federal agents posing as crazy, right-wing, radicals to attract real crazy right-wing radicals who may desire to be the next Tim McViegh. This needs to be done. Most of the gun nuts are probably like the guy doing "porn research"- just jerking off. Certainly, there are police who track predators like we've seen on "To Catch a Predator" with Chris Hansen. That's necessary as well. But if you are creating a fake persona on the net, for your own self-aggrandizement, please don't call it research. Call it the mental masturbation that it is.

Yes, you can be anything or anyone that you want to be on the net. It's a perfect venue for liars. Before I got on-line, people had to lie to me to my face, like the guy my age who had been a Vietnam war hero. In person, I know he's a fucking liar. But, give him an ISP address, an avatar and a moniker like "Force Recon '69" and there's suddenly a 50/50 chance that he *might* be all he says he is. Who knows, who cares?

For those of you who might be new to this blog, I'm Ferrerman. Back in the '70's, I was the stunt double for John Holmes. You see, what John Holmes *was* was a very gifted, talented actor. What he wasn't, was very well hung. Yep, that was me in all those sex scenes (EXCEPT THE GAY ONE'S!!) and many were filmed in Vietnam while I was researching porno at Harvard...