Olympic Nightmares

When George W. Bush was president, I used to tease republican friends (and foes) with this question: "Do you think that if anything ever happens to Dick Cheney, George Bush would make a good president?"

People don't always listen and some answered the query as they expected it to be asked (the other way around) and some scowled at my skewed perspective. I imagine they wrote it off as the sour grapes of the losing "side".

Well, the Bush/Cheney era was the other way around and history will see it as such. George W. Bush was the titular head of the United States of America for eight years. Cheney ran the country. This didn't work out very well except for the very small percentage of people who were already filthy rich but who became filthier and richer under the Cheney administration. And it didn't work out well at all for the tens of thousands of men, women and children who have died in Iraq and for our soldiers and Marines who have perished as well. But Cheney and his pals got theirs. And they had and will continue to have, the love and support of all true Americans.

Why does FOXNEWS hate America? Is it because America elected a (colored) president who hates white people? Is it because this (colored) president is a socialist/marxist/communist/messiah/anti-christ?

No. FOXNEWS LOVES America because of this man, Obama. They show their love for America 24/7 by condemning Obama for everything he does.

Everything. If he were a real president, he would have not gone to Copenhagen to stump for the Olympics to be held in America. He would have been here, in America, solving the many problems we have in this country, while he cleared brush on his ranch in Texas.

Oh, but he doesn't have a ranch in Texas!. That's right. He has a home in Chicago! Where he wanted the Olympics to be held...so he could rent out his house for big bucks in 2016...

You haven't heard that yet? You might not. That conspiracy bone doesn't even have enough meat on it even for the rat bastards at FOX to gnaw on. Maybe someone in a birther thread on Topix might run with it. Glen Beck won't shed any tears over this morsel. I imagine the big rancid meat of politics is to be found on the bone that is that a President of the United States would care that ANY city in America might host the Olympics. Clearly Obama meant to profit from Chicago getting the Olympics because THAT is the "Chicago way" (repeat: "Daley...Rezko...Blagoevich...et. al" and then gnash some biblical teeth here).

And, ya know, a real President wouldn't bother with this black thing or be half-white. A REAL president would be ALL white just like every president we had before. And he wouldn't be so ostentatious as to be President. He'd be vice-president. He'd let some knucklehead put up the front of presidency while he quietly ran things from the sanctity of his bunker. Goddamn it- that's the way the last guy did it and things were great back then, last year before ACORN stole the election from Palin/McCain...

Ah but I sound bitter. I guess that's just the sour grapes whine of all us anti-Americans who went against the status quo and elected a man to un-intercourse the carnage of the last eight years when we had a perfectly suitable ball o' fluff and her grandad to continue the wonder years of this generation.

Chicago didn't lose the Olympics- America did. Evidently, "real" Americans are happy about that.

We won't need the Olympics until Palin/Fill N Theblank get's elected in, oh, maybe 2016. THEN, it will be a priority and probably brought to you by your friends at FOX. They'll be the same folks who brought you that ticket. Everything they say and do now is for your future, America. Gosh, I don't think anyone has loved this country so much since Adolf Hitler and friends...