Saturday, June 1, 2013

Special Guest Blogger Day- The Sequel!

Today's guest blogger is Sublime. He's posting about troubles on Topix and how he's parlayed them into a raise AND a promotion at work WITH the option to pursue legal recourse at a later date, if he chooses!

"The only thing they did to me is make me realize I dont even want to associate with them in any manner. I told my boss (we get along great ... hes a f'ing riot) what is going on and he agrees. It's best just to avoid and if necessary pursue legal action ... I share a lot of things with him because we get along so well.

He thinks they are all mental cases ... He said clearly the one is, but he also said he would question the sanity of his wife or any woman who behaves as he does was the greatest thing since sliced bread or even associated with such a person.

He said as long as you get your work done and you have ... That's why I'm getting a new title and have gotten raises ... He doesn't care what I do on here or in my private life. He said its none of his business (that's on part why I like him and have turned down other job offers). That's exactly how I would be too with a subordinate ... Just get your shyte done, period ... End of story. 

I have a great gig!"

Neat, huh? Yours truly whines about Topix, do-nothing mods and stalkers and this Sublime guy uses all those things to earn a raise AND promotion! You give that guy lemons and he'll make lemonade! Ferrerman will just ask for sugar and water to go along with those lemons. 

How many people are lucky enough to have a job where their boss admirers  their skills so much that they have NO problem with them posting with imaginary people on the internet during business hours? Not many, I'll bet! It really sounds like Sub's boss is encouraging him to post on Topix. I guess he's that good.  He sure sounds like he thinks he is. 

DISCLAIMER: DO NOT TRY THIS AT WORK, KIDS! THIS STUNT WAS PERFORMED BY A PROFESSIONAL. YOUR RESULTS MAY VARY. DO NOT ATTEMPT IF NOT AN EGOTISTICAL IDIOT. YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO PARTICIPATE.NOT AVAILABLE IN GUAM OR PUERTO RICO OR THE CONTINENTAL US. YOUR  MILEAGE MAY VARY....

Sheesh!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good morning Ferr. I posted a response earlier but it didn't take for some reason. I gotta say this Subfake guy is a total blowhard and tool! Dude's got self esteem and insecurities bad. And when he wants to "vent", watch out! He'll go on and on and on. I remember when the little guy would talk about his sex life with his fake wife "Bambi" (nice fake stripper name). Who does that? It was his fantasy what he was describing! The only one excited to hear it was that tub of lard pretend kayaker. I need to take her to a real beach or lake just so she can actually be telling the truth about going. That old lady is almost 52 and she still says Dude and Sup. Quit trying so hard to be young and hip, it ain't gonna work for you. EVER! And how about those raises that Subfake and that girl Kevina her from their "jobs"? Employees of the Year those two are. I highly doubt that blowhard is a lawyer. Maybe a janitor in a law office for sure, lawyer no. Don't believe 99.9% of what he says. Just stopped by to comment on the fools of Topix, Ferr. Have a great weekend!

Barbi said...

Bwahahaha!
And my dog Big Baron just picked up the git fiddle and did a incredible rendition of "Mustang Sally."
OK, so Sub is claiming he actually went to his superior and said, "Someone called me my name, and my wife got the vapors!"
The guy throws a squeal fest on the Chicago forum, threatening you and Hegel with a lawsuit that can never happen, subjecting himself not only to ridicule, but a very real time out by his state's Bar for his conduct, and he tattles on himself?
Hold on...Baron's now doing "Polk Salad Annie."
If this dude IS a lawyer, his behavior sure as heck IS the business of every single lawyer who is shares with him the privilege to practice law. Yes, that license is a privilege; not a right. He is held to a much higher standard than say, Crispy Bacon. His colleagues don't want their bad rep further sullied by one of their own gadding about the 'net posting about his wiener and playing piper to his clueless groupies.
As a lawyer, you don't get to wave your law degree like a pair of dumpster panties in the faces of laypersons who just might take you seriously. It's reckless, unethical, and a middle finger in the face of his profession. He really needs to stop, and that includes flinging around terrible legal advice to his pals. He well knows darned he could get his ass sanctioned, suspended or disbarred. His next "gig" could very well be at Merry Maids.
But evidently, he wants to test the waters.
The last time I whined to an authority figure, it was because somebody pulled my pigtails. Dad said, "That's going to happen, honey, but do your homework! And for the love of Christ, never, EVER admit that you post on Topix."

One Who Calls His Bluff said...

Re Sublime: not going to happen. He's elbow deep in shit. Sublime's insecurities are legendary. He thinks he was humiliated on Topix? just imagine what would be exposed if he were to get this through a court of law. Pure folly.

Anyone whose ever graced a cubical knows, there is nothing the boss likes better then to discover an employee is whittling away company time bullying women, flirting with woman and bragging about his sex life. And all the while, typing out reams of boorish manifestos via Topix. Who can forget reading his loathsome opinions on why the black man prefers white women. What a boob. (screenshot)

One boss answers to another. Working for a progressive European company, I have no doubt Sublime's misdirected passion would be the least bit appreciated or excused. "because he's so cool"- doesn't fly. We already know how out of control that little sawed off piece of shit is. And thats the last thing he wants his boss knowing.

Yup, pure folly

ex-ferrer said...

Excellent observations all!

Alan S. Shole said...

Sublime's story so closely matches Kevin's that it's almost like he took it from Kevin's life.
At least Subslime realizes he's just a subordinate and that's all he'll ever be. Not much chance of a partnership just because he's such an awesome Topix commentator, rite ;)

Alan S. Shole said...

How does one get "humiliated on Topix"?

Only someone as stupid as a Kevatard would be affected by that phenomenon.

Just sayin' ;)

Anonymous said...

I think that dude Sublime1 has humiliated himself on Topix with the way he posts.
His long, drawn out "stories" have bored most people ( except for a few nitwits ) to death.
I've never seen a guy try so hard ( and fail so miserably ) to convince people that he's "the man".