Texas Smexas!

Governors all over the United States are cutting budgets. They are cutting education mostly but cutting pretty much everything. It's really beginning to look like capitalism and democracy as practiced here in the US, just isn't making it. For godsakes- our nation's largest employers- Walmart and McDonald's, cannot afford to pay their workers a living wage! It's a pretty tenuous existence here in America....

It pains me to make fun of this and these asshole republicans, It's one think if a senile old fuck like Chuck Norris thinks that the US government is fixing to invade Texas this summer, but their dumb ass governor, Greg Abbott, thinks the same thing! We have military bases all over Texas. Millions of Americans already live in Texas. Texas has representation in our government and receives hundreds of billions of dollars in aid from us. It's actually considered to be a state. They could only do better is we did bomb the snot out of them and rebuilt the place!

In Louisiana, their fuckhead governor, Bobby Jindal, has cut state funding to Louisiana colleges but keeps $415,000 per episode tax breaks for the duck show with the crazy, bearded, Xtian jihadists.

And don't get me started on Sam Brownback in Kansas! That knucklehead is insane! He's cutting taxes on all rich folks and off-setting the lack of revenue with cuts in (take a guess...) EDUCATION! Oh- and he's prohibiting welfare recipients from going to swimming pools. There's a few millions in savings there, no doubt.

What is it with these assholes and their anti-education sentiment? They are not really offering anything in replacement of education when they cut spending like this. It's like with "Obamacare". They've been fighting it for several years now with absolutely no replacement plan. These assholes just want it repealed first before they can even think about replacing it with anything. It's just so bad that they can't even think! ARRRGGGH! Obamacare is horrible and has killed more people than Hitler and Stalin combined! That's how bad it is! And worse- it keeps people from even thinking about alternatives to it! So, the kochsuckers will undoubtedly just go back to the way things were...

Every two minutes some republican fuckhead is saying something stupid and obscene. I don't just mean on the internet. I mean in the legislature and whenever microphones are put in front of them. Republicans are very rapey, always talking about legitimate rapes and the beauty found in children born of rape. Stuff like that. They are also big on pillaging though. Let's just say that fiscally conservative is an advertising slogan rather than a political philosophy. It sounds good until you realize that the people who claim fiscal responsibility are the people who go to unnecessary war using credit cards and spend tens of millions investigating Benghazi after their party's investigation showed no wrong doing on Hillary Clinton's part. They're investigating something that was concluded several investigations ago because there's a slight chance they can win the presidency in 2016. Well, maybe not lose as badly. Regardless, it's an obvious waste of money. Money, that is not theirs.

There's a pattern here, folks. Sure, it's the pattern of politics and it's as old as the hills as far as the reckless spending goes but, how does a country that bills itself as the greatest country in the history of the world, devalue the education of it's people..."as a cost-cutting move"...? How the fuck does that make sense?

Well, it makes a lot of sense if you don't think about it. The people who are already stupid, have fallen for it already. You had them at "cost-cutting". The government is openly going to cut services-important ones- but it's OK because it's to save money. And don't forget, Jesus Saves. Money, I guess.

I seriously doubt Ted Cruz, for one, really believes that the US would invade Texas. He's probably not that stupid. He just wants you to be that stupid. Isn't that worse? Millions of republicans are too stupid to be offended by someone exploiting their stupidity. Even if most don't believe Obama wants to invade Texas, they willingly go along with Cruz (and others) on that insanity because they support some other belief of theirs that usually involves either money or the persecution of gay people. They hope for both. A candidate could espouse sodomizing your pets and murdering your children. but if he promises tax cuts and/or the hanging of gays, you can live with the former. Republicans have issues that they hold dear that supersede any logic that the rest of us might hold dear. This is why they vote against not only our interests but their own, as well.