Ferrerman Endorses Bush!

Bush is making a comeback. I think this is a good thing. America tried going without bush but, we're ready to welcome bush back.

Dedicated non-readers know that I am, of course, speaking of women's pubic hair rather than George or Jeb. This isn't about dicks, it's about lady business. More precisely the reemergence of said hair. According to an article I read in Salon it's making a comeback. Which article? It doesn't matter as every third Salon article is something about men's or women's naughty bits. This was one of several I've seen on the internet regarding this topic so that in itself tells you it's the real deal. This isn't like coffee is good for you this week but will kill you the next. It's a serious, growing trend.

The whole shaving nonsense started with porn. Gotta push that envelope, you know, and that was some pretty easy pushing really. Some people thought it was sinister, playing into pedophilia fantasies that people might harbor. I think I wrote once before about reading the otherwise reliable Playboy Adviser ranting about a man desiring that of his woman made him a pedo and a woman choosing that for herself meant she was reliving a repressed childhood memory. It made me think: Dude! Tell someone what wine to choose on a third date or answering a boring stereo dilemma- don't psychoanalyze how people dress their genitalia. It's probably not that big of a deal!

But, for some it was. He wasn't the first to wax profoundly about possible psychosexual grooming reasons. There's several billion people on this planet and they do things for very odd reasons. I think most did it because they saw it in a porno and thought, "Cool!" And boyfriend or hubby echoed that sentiment. A lot! Still, the debates raged. Why does he want you to look like a young girl? Why do you want to look like a young girl? Why would you want a sharp object anywhere near there? Or the waxing? Yikes! Why, indeed.

Well, to express your individuality like a few dozen million other individualists. It's like people are with tattoos, only those are pretty much forever. In Asia, it's very common for women to suffer from pubic atrichosis which is a lack of pubic hair. Culturally this is a problem for them and hair transplants are becoming more popular. I'd love to see the commercials for The Hair Club For Women! I don't know how they promote it but Don Draper could find life after Mad Men in the Far East. I think that's the kind of doctor Rand Paul is but I might be wrong about that. Maybe he's just a customer.

Anyway, as a young Ferrerman looking at Playboy magazine back when pubic hair on women was a rumor we suspected older guys had started, Hefner was not allowed to show bush. Different time. And not that long ago. It was considered pornographic. If you've been anywhere else on the internet besides the Ferrerman blog, you know that porn has come a loooooong way since then. I'd truly fear being a curious ten year old boy today. You'd think it'd be Heaven but it's waaaaaay too much. Nothing's left to the imagination anymore. It was better when it was a stack of nudies in some guys garage. It was the stuff dreams were made of.