Driving all The Old Trolls Crazier

Let's review. This Ferrerman has been on the internet for a bit over six years now. In this time I have won Topix, been inducted into the Hall Of Fame, and brought joy to millions of dedicated non-readers with this blog. Pretty neat, eh? I could rest on my laurels, but that's not me. And I didn't do this by myself. I co-won Topix with the help of my wonderful friend, Hegel- who is also in the Hall Of Fame and extremely talented in her own right.

Long time dedicated non-readers of this blog know that the initial impetus for writing was to address bogus charges by the then-named troll, Angelique770, whose actual fake name at the time was Angelique De Sauissn. Now that's a stripper or drag queen name if you've ever heard one. *She* was trying to be French at the time and I suppose that sounded French enough. For the record and by the by, I'll refer to this troll with feminine pronouns just for clarity rather than any gynecological assessment I would never care to make..

I've learned since then that the best way to handle false, ridiculous and malevolent charges from imaginary people on the internet is to ignore them. It literally drives them crazier! It's like how Sublime1 and Crunchy Bacon habitchually harp on me to confirm their positions on past visitation problems I might have had. They desperately need my help there. I don't give it to them. They get angry. They are left with no choice but to continue to fluff their own nuts by aggressively pursuing homely women who are not their wives on Topix, thus somehow honoring their own children. Go and figure that! The fluffer nutters....

Anyway, I was informed long ago that A770 initially was angered by my decision to not join her little band of misfit 'writers' in their insipid stories about the sexual hijinx at a mental hospital. Aside from being a grade school attempt at sophomoric writing, it seemed like the whole point was to delineate which of the then-Chicago Regulars were in favor and which were not. If you were a doctor or a nurse and having virtual sex in the bushes with someone, you were at the right lunch table. If you were a patient, you were in the hall. So, all that aside, the writing just sucked. I did not participate. It was the beginning of the end.

I know I write well. I get better all the time. I could not have helped those stories at all. They couldn't help themselves. Sure, I busted her on her bullshit about being a "therapist studying Topix" and for the way she treated others who were supposedly her friends and was indeed a factor as well. As a Ferrerman who grew up with younger siblings and raised on cowboy movies, it was my destiny to stand against the bullies. It's part of my charm. Here's Steinbeck's take on Ferrerman:

Then I'll be all around in the dark - I'll be ever'where—wherever you look. Wherever they's a fight so good people can post, I'll be there. Wherever they's a mod beatin' up a guy, I'll be there... I'll be in the way guys yell when they're mad an'—I'll be in the way kids laugh when they're hungry and they know supper's ready. An' when our folk post the stuff they believe an' live in the threads they build—why, I'll be there

Damn. That's pretty heavy responsibility. I'm just glad it wasn't the thing with the rabbits.

Anyway, unfortunately, I can't be there. This bitch is either a mod or exchanging panties and dresses with one. I got banned whenever and so did Hegel. So, Ferrerman and Hegel have long since been unable to post on Topix due to an IP ban. If you can't beat 'em, cheat 'em must be the Topix motto. Mine is: "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke and joke 'em if they can't take a fuck." But then, I'm a writer. It's a gift.

In the time we were able to post there, we whupped the dogshit out of her and her minions. She's actually quite the Manson770 in that she manipulates others- not just the voices in her head- to do her dirty work. This is why she can get a college-educated LAWYER like Sublime1 to do her dirty work. He believes in her and every word of her ever-changing story and profile incarnations. Why? Because she would not lie to him. I bet she told him so...

I often look back (as I am now) and marvel at the fact that I am dealing with an actual guy that talks about his own wife as a piece of meat, openly fantasizing a fairly obvious lie about the two of them being swinging spouse swappers. And another guy who calls himself "Crunchy Bacon", who plays video games, has a wonderful, beautiful wife and chases chubby women on a message board. Then, of course, there is the all too ubiquitous "Sam" who would seem to have his own personal vendetta against Ferrerman but is really just a voice in A770's head, one that specializes in posting about sucking dicks, men's cum and bad things to do with gerbils. Early on I suspected that A770 was a gay dude impersonating a woman. Her Sam persona proved that. Think about the women you know in life. Unless they are street whores or porn stars, they just don't talk like that.

So, it's not that I am fighting with imaginary people. They are still fighting with me and anyone they suspect is me, even if they made the posts themselves! Who does that? These people and their multiple personalities, that's who. And who took a troll from the relative heights of convincing people she was a well to do, French born, professional therapist with 6th grade schoolgirl writing skills, all the way down to a cum-obsessed scumbag who stalks an old man in Florida by showing his home address- because he supports Ferrerman? Well, me, of course. And Hegel, too. You know who helped the most? Angelique De Saussin. That dude just had to fall apart on her own. The rest was just me and Hegel being ourselves. Now that drives the trolls crazier....